literalidiotball: (Don't ask mate)

Intelligence Dampening Sphere

ROOM 111, 4th FLOOR

It looks a lot like one of the rooms from the Extended Relaxation Chambers. There is a framed painting on the wall depicting some otherworldly landscape in space. A charging port is installed into the wall where the old telephone should be, but sometimes Wheatley will attempt to go into sleep mode on the bed for the sake of using it.


None so far. Let's keep it that way for now.


None so far. He's still just a regular moron at this point.


One (1) third-party management rail: He asked his closet for one so he could get around the mansion, but it spat out a sky blue robot arm that seems to be jutting out from the ceiling. In spite of not actually being an Aperture brand product or even on any kind of rail, it is somehow compatible with Wheatley's model and does the intended job well. The thing just... Glitches every now and then. What else would you expect from a knock off?


NAME: Wheatley

CANON: Portal

CANON POINT: Post-Portal 2

ARRIVAL: 2/20/2017




NAME: Name

JOURNAL: [personal profile] journal

PLURK: [ profile] plurk

literalidiotball: (Whazat over there?)
thread tracker

feb mar apr may jun jul aug sep oct nov dec

network/log » open
Arrival to Wonderland... Stuck in a tree.

log » Bill
Nightmares: Somehow, Wheatley shows up in a dream demon's dreams as a gaudy tourist.

network » Turing
Chatting up a new friend.

log » Frisk
What are pancakes?

log » McGucket
Finally, someone repairs Wheatley!

network » Alice
Wheatley, don't argue with the eyeless little girl.

log » open

log » Turing
You ruined a perfectly good robot, that's what you did. Look at it, it has depression.

network » Dr. Pines
Cave Johnson, is that you?!

log » Arya Stark
Blind medieval girl, meet curious robot.

log » Sucre
Boy, we wish Chell was here.

network » Shepard
Space: We're in space! AGAIN!

network » Legion
Space: Help us out, robot buddy?

network » Cloud
Space: You too, huh?

log » Astrophysics
Science time! Wait, what kind of science is this?

network » Cami
We're sorry, Wheatley, but you just don't have arms.

network » Turing
Art therapy.

network » Napstablook
No, you cannot hack Mettaton!

log » Dr. Pines

network » Playing Cards

log » Wheatley's Tears
Infinite Apertures!

log » Sans
Invisible animals? Oh no!

log » Asgoro
Wheatley is into soap operas.

log » McGucket
AAAAH! ZOMBIES! Quick, hide in the closet!

log » Bill Cipher
Bill Cipher vs. Aperture Tear. Feat. AU!Rattman

log » McGucket and Rick
Misadventures in Cob World!

network » Mae
A cat and a robot discuss mold.

network » Legion
Welcome back!

network/log » Mikan
Fashion with Wheatley!

log » Dr. Pines
He has a dog! The scientist has a science dog!

network » Ms. Darcy
Maybe they're remodeling?

inbox » Ms. Darcy

network » Maya
That is the wrong way to entertain a trauma patient.

network » Wendy
On lakes and Bills.

log » Asriel
Incoming goat!

log » Chikai
Video games are nice.

log » Frisk
Fun in the snow!

log » Turing
Spooky stories with a fellow robot!

network » Jean
What do you mean, you never heard of a robot before!?

network » Dormouse
Uh... I'll go false?

log » Alphys
I'm a wizard and I can't get up!

network » open
Now I miss my legs.

network » Souji
You know, monitors?

network » Turing

network » Ryoko
Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.

network/log/inbox » character
Insert description here.

network/log/inbox » character
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by cawaii


Feb. 17th, 2017 03:39 pm
literalidiotball: (Whazat over there?)
♕ Portal
"Oooh, that's me they're talking about!"


Feb. 17th, 2017 01:54 pm
literalidiotball: (Ah... One problem)
Concrit goes here. Am I playing the moron okay?

Eway App

Feb. 16th, 2017 05:39 pm
literalidiotball: (Default)
Name: Nyanka
DW username: [personal profile] nyanka_jinx
IM: AIM animal_wonder SKYPE microsoft:animal_wonder
Plurk: [ profile] nyanka

Other Characters: Dorian Gray | [personal profile] theothermrgray

Read more... )
literalidiotball: (Fun!)

☄ First Impressions

♚ VISUAL: Wheatley is an Aperture Science Personality Core. For those of you who have never seen one before, he's an AI inside a roughly 2 3/4 ft tall sphere with handles, a port that allows him to be plugged into things, and what most people would approximate as a highly expressive, bright blue eye. He's pretty beat up due to being crushed by a giant claw, but otherwise he works fine.
♚ FASHION: Due to being a robotic ball with nothing that could be recognized as human anatomy, Wheatley does not normally wear clothes. If he were human for any reason, he would probably wear a dress shirt, slacks, nice shoes, and a nice tie. With glasses. Gotta look smart, right?
♚ DEMEANOUR: He makes a valiant effort to appear like the smart, helpful core, but generally comes off as a bumbling idiot who talks too much. He may accidentally offend the humans due to not thinking before he speaks.
♚ AURAL: He sounds like that guy from The Office.
♚ OLFACTORY: He smells like science! metal and motor oil. There might be trace amounts of moon dust in there, too...
♚ MENTAL INFORMATION: He is a robot. Have you tried to read the mind of a machine? Everything's in braille and coding.
♚ MAGICAL INFORMATION: He is still very much a robot.


♚ BACKTAGGING: This is fine, as long as it's within the current AC period.
♚ FOURTHWALLING: You will confuse him a bit, then he'll think that it was a game based off a true story. Totally not a video game character. Honest.
♚ THREADHOPPING: Wheatley's such a moron, he probably has no idea how to lock his posts or stop people from doing this. Therefore, threadhopping is encouraged.

☄ IC

♚ PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Wheatley might find it a little weird if he doesn't know you that well, but he'll warm up to you eventually. Just know that he does not have arms or lips to love on you back.
♚ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Sure! Let's beat up the whirring, metal ball with a funny accent! If you're human, you will experience a lot of pain after trying to punch the metal ball. He will be scared, and since he lacks the ability to hit back, he will attempt to flee if he's on a management rail or something similar. Thankfully, he can be repaired, but please message me first before you attempt to damage him so badly he dies.
♚ RELATIONSHIPS: Wheatley might not realize you are trying to romance him, but he will be your friend if you're nice to him. Doesn't mean you can't be romantic with him at all, though.

☄ Permissions

♚ HACKING: Wheatley can be plugged into any computer and hack into it, potentially obtaining all sorts of information or unlocking doors or what have you. That being said, he isn't as good as he thinks he is. Most likely, he'll be unsuccessful, but occasionally he manages to get through.
♚ BREAKING THINGS: Wheatley can be surprisingly destructive at times. Expensive statues? He bumps into it on accident. Glass doors? He "hacks" it by smashing through the glass. Laptops? "AAAH! WHERE'S THE UN-DELETE BUTTON!?!" Understandably, a lot of people don't care for having their stuff broken.

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IC Inbox

Feb. 14th, 2017 01:07 am
literalidiotball: (Proud to be a core)

> Hey! This is Wheatley speaking!
> Sorry to bother you, but, er, I'm not exactly available at the moment.
> I'm probably busy with other important things, or shut down for some reason.
> Hopefully I'm not shut down, but if I am, please do something to turn me back on?
> If I'm not shut down, leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.



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